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Chaz Chasington

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Bison Learns the Hard Way: Hot Springs are Not for Spa Days

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

UPenn bends the knee to Trump, promises to protect women’s sports after trans swimmer uproar.

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Hot Take: Lightning vs. Fireworks – Which Will Win the Battle of the Sparks? ⚡🎆 #shockingshowdown

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Sophie Cunningham baffled by WNBA’s expansion choices: ‘What were they smoking?’

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Coco Gauff’s Wimbledon dreams crushed by Yastremska in brutal first round beatdown!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

UPenn Bends the Knee to Trump on Women’s Sports, Shocking No One.

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Caitlin Clark’s Groin Strain: The Real MVP of the Fever’s Losing Streak

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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British Soccer Bigwig’s Better Half Bites the Dust in Spanish Jet Ski Mishap

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Cuban volleyball team denied US visa for Puerto Rico tournament because apparently volleyballs are a national security threat!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Jake Paul Somehow Qualifies for Title Shot in New Weight Class, Will He Finally Prove He’s a Real Fighter?

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Kershaw’s 3,000 Ks Prove Pitchers Age Like Milk: Souring Fast on the Mound

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Bucks ditch Lillard for Turner in epic who needs All-Stars anyway move: satirical sources.

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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