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  • Weather

Florida Man Leaves Toddler to Cook in Car While He Gets Fresh Fade and Drinks for 3 Hours, Police Say

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Utah’s Forsyth Fire Goes Full Monty Python, Shocks Firefighters by Destroying 17 Homes with Sudden Wind Shift

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Florida Panthers’ Sam Reinhart Celebrates Second Stanley Cup Win, Vows to Build Hockey Empire or Just Have a Really Good Time, Whichever Comes First

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Mariners’ Cal Raleigh becomes new home run king, Johnny Bench cries into his catcher’s mitt

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Heat dome sweeps US, turning innocent citizens into human bacon. Stay cool or prepare to sizzle! #heatwave #baconpeople

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Jalen Rose’s Epic Prediction for NBA Finals Game 7: Basketball Will Be Played

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Pant scores century, England promptly ruins his day with 4 wickets: India’s hopes dashed on second morning

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Washed-Up Basketballer Vlade Divac Breaks More Than Just the Rim: Surgery Needed After Motorbike Mishap

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Mother Nature Throws Tantrum, Northern Plains Left in Shambles

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Crusaders Win 13th Super Rugby Title, Because Winning Just Comes Naturally to Them, Apparently.

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Kershaw Dominates Again, Rojas Channels Inner Babe Ruth in Dodgers’ Close Call Win vs Nationals

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Rafaela smacks homer, ruins Devers’ day in Red Sox victory. Who needs hits when you’ve got dingers?

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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