Travis Hunter signs massive rookie deal with Jags, who unveil groundbreaking announcement: they’re actually a football team! …
147 Million Americans Panic as Hellfire Engulfs 28 States – Record Highs Make Us Wonder if Satan is on Vacation …
Ted Cruz Hails Rockets for Bold Move to Sign Kevin Durant, Proclaims Team Will Now Win All the Championships …
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander single-handedly carries Thunder to NBA Finals victory and wins MVP, shockingly no one else showed up for the game …
