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Chaz Chasington

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Whit Merrifield Retires, Apologizes to Phillies Fans for Making Them Cry: I’m Sorry for Being So Good

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Former Raven Diontae Johnson blames cold weather for sitting out game, claims he’s a delicate flower.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Diamondbacks’ Ketel Marte Mistakenly Thinks Fan Yelling About Late Mother is Actually a Compliment

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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BREAKING: Evander Kane traded from one dumpster fire to another as Oilers send him to Canucks

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Weather

Deputies vs. Pool Party Crasher: Alligator Makes a Splash in Texas Backyard

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Panthers Legend Ecstatic for 2025 Season After Young Shows ‘True Colors’ on Bench!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Eagles’ Goedert: NFL Rejects ‘Tush Push’, Citing Lack of Success

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Alert: Aliens Invade NYC to WA with Killer Light Show

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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California Police Officers Brave Scorching Hot Car To Save Baby, Proving They’re Not Just Eating Donuts!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Northern Lights Show: Mother Nature’s Disco Party hits Northern US!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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California busted for Title IX oopsie with trans athlete drama, Education Dept spills the tea!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Giannis Antetokounmpo Unveils Deep Thoughts on Guns: Shoot Hoops, Not People

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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