Chaz Chasington

MLB rookie claims he’s batting .400 thanks to childhood obsession with Mario Kart

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Southeast in Panic Over Daytime Fireball: Aliens or Just Another BBQ Mishap?

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Caitlin Clark’s Groin Throws Temper Tantrum, Takes Night Off vs Sparks

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Buccaneers Re-Sign Duo Responsible for Mediocre Seasons, Fans Still Hopeful for Improvement

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Texas Postal Worker Melts in Heat Wave, Joins Popsicle Brigade.

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Diamondbacks’ Ketel Marte Flooded with Love After Fan’s Mom Jokes Backfire

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Caitlin Clark to Sit Out Game vs Sparks Due to Unexplained Shooting Woes – Maybe She Should Stick to Basketball Instead!

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LSU Pitching Prodigy Kade Anderson Celebrates World Series Victory, Hopes MLB Draft Doesn’t Ruin His Life

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NBA Commish Heckled for Mavericks Draft Rigging: Silver’s Mind Control Powers Exposed!

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James Webb Telescope Finds Planet, Brags About Image Quality

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South Carolina B-Ball Babe Chloe Kitts Takes NBA Draft by Storm as Arm Candy for BF

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Florida Boaters Mesmerized by Waterspouts: Angels or Aliens? Scientists Baffled

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