**Apple CEO Presented with Original Macintosh: Hilarity Ensues!**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the tech world buzzing, Apple CEO Tim Cook was recently presented with an original Macintosh computer from 1984 during a surprise ceremony at the company’s headquarters. Witnesses report that Cook’s reaction was nothing short of legendary, as he struggled to comprehend the ancient relic that once revolutionized personal computing.
As the dusty, beige box was unveiled, Cook reportedly gasped, “Is this a new model? I didn’t know we were going retro! Where’s the FaceTime camera?” He then attempted to swipe the screen, only to be met with the cold, unyielding reality of a mouse and a floppy disk. “What is this? A medieval torture device?” he quipped, holding the mouse like it was a live rodent.
The original Macintosh, affectionately dubbed “Mac Daddy” by its previous owner, was presented by a group of nostalgic Apple employees who insisted that it still “works like a charm.” Cook, however, was less than convinced. “I’ve seen better performance from my toaster,” he joked, before attempting to boot it up. After several minutes of whirring and clicking, the screen finally lit up, displaying the iconic Mac OS interface. “Wow, it’s like a time capsule! I can almost smell the 80s,” he exclaimed, taking a deep whiff of the vintage plastic.
As the event continued, Cook was overheard saying, “If we can just get this thing to run iOS 17, we might have a winner!” He then proceeded to challenge the audience to a game of “Macintosh Minesweeper,” which he claimed was “the original eSports.”
In a final twist, Cook announced that Apple would be launching a new line of products inspired by the original Macintosh, including a “retro” iPhone that comes with a rotary dial and a “vintage” MacBook that weighs as much as a small child. “We’re calling it the iMacintosh,” he declared, “because who doesn’t want to carry around a piece of history?”
As the laughter echoed through the auditorium, one thing was clear: Tim Cook may be the CEO of the world’s most valuable company, but when it comes to nostalgia, he’s just a kid in a candy store—albeit one with a very outdated operating system.
