**Appeals Court Greenlights Trump’s Anti-Union Directive: Workers Unite in Confusion**
In a stunning legal twist that has left labor unions scratching their heads and wondering if they accidentally wandered into a surrealist art exhibit, an appeals court has officially greenlit former President Donald Trump’s anti-union directive. The ruling has sent shockwaves through the labor community, with many union leaders reportedly asking, “Wait, is this a joke?”
The directive, which was initially announced during a press conference where Trump was flanked by a group of confused-looking cats, aims to make it harder for workers to organize. “I just thought it was a really bad idea to let people band together,” Trump reportedly said, while attempting to juggle three rubber chickens. “I mean, have you seen how they act in a group? It’s like a bunch of toddlers on a sugar high!”
Union leaders are not taking the news lying down. “This is outrageous!” exclaimed Sally McUnionface, president of the National Association of Workers Who Just Want to Sit Down and Have a Cup of Coffee. “We’re going to fight this tooth and nail! Or at least until our coffee breaks are over.”
Meanwhile, Trump’s supporters are celebrating the ruling with a new slogan: “Make Unions Great Again—by Making Them Nonexistent!” Local Trump fan and self-proclaimed “union buster” Chuck “The Hammer” McGee was seen handing out flyers that read, “Why join a union when you can just complain to your boss directly?”
As the dust settles, one thing is clear: the only thing more confusing than this ruling is trying to understand what’s happening in the world of labor rights. In the words of one bewildered worker, “I just wanted a raise, not a reality show plot twist!”
Stay tuned for more updates as this story develops—assuming we can find someone who actually understands it!
