**Another State Joins the Movement Against Sanctuary Cities: The Great Potato State Takes a Stand!**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation scratching its head, Idaho has officially joined the movement against sanctuary cities, declaring itself a “No-Sanctuary Zone” for anyone who dares to seek refuge from the harsh realities of life. Governor Spud McTater announced the decision during a press conference held in a potato field, surrounded by a crowd of confused farmers and one very enthusiastic potato mascot named Mr. Fry.
“We’re not just against sanctuary cities; we’re against sanctuary anything!” McTater proclaimed, waving a potato in the air like a victorious gladiator. “If you want to be safe, you better be ready to dig your own hole in the ground! We’re all about self-sufficiency here in Idaho!”
Local resident and self-proclaimed potato expert, Ima Tater, expressed her support for the new law. “I think it’s great! If people want to come here, they should be prepared to live off nothing but potatoes and the occasional huckleberry. That’s the Idaho way!” she said, while wearing a potato sack dress and sipping on potato-flavored soda.
Critics of the movement, including renowned potato historian Dr. Chip McCrisp, argue that this is just another ploy to distract from the real issues facing the state. “I mean, have you seen our roads? They’re worse than a bag of mashed potatoes left out in the sun!” he lamented, as he attempted to fix a pothole with a bag of Idaho’s finest spuds.
In response to the backlash, McTater has proposed a new initiative: “Potato Patrol,” a volunteer group tasked with ensuring that no one enters Idaho without a proper potato identification card. “We’re going to make sure that everyone knows that Idaho is a land of potatoes, not a land of sanctuary!” he declared, as Mr. Fry danced awkwardly in the background.
As the nation watches with bated breath, one thing is clear: Idaho is ready to take a stand, one potato at a time. And if you’re not on board, well, you can always just “ketchup” later!
