**Annual Hate and Extremism Report to be Released by Southern Poverty Law Center: A Comedy of Errors**
In a shocking twist that has left the nation both amused and mildly concerned, the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) is set to release its Annual Hate and Extremism Report, which promises to be as entertaining as a cat video on a loop. This year’s report is rumored to include a special section titled “Hate Groups You Didn’t Know You Were a Part Of,” featuring everything from the “Society of People Who Don’t Like Pineapple on Pizza” to the “Anti-Left Sock Coalition.”
SPLC spokesperson, Mildred “Milly” McHateface, stated, “We’ve really outdone ourselves this year. We’ve even included a chapter on the ‘Extreme Enthusiasts of Unnecessary Capitalization.’ You’d be surprised how many people are passionate about that!”
The report will also feature a new category: “Hate Groups That Are Actually Just Really Bad Book Clubs.” According to the SPLC, these groups often gather to discuss the merits of “Fifty Shades of Grey” while simultaneously plotting the downfall of civilization. “It’s a real problem,” said local book club president, Chad “The Bookworm” McNerdface. “We just wanted to read, but now we’re being labeled as extremists!”
In a bold move, the SPLC has also decided to include a “Hate Group Bingo” card, allowing readers to mark off squares as they encounter various forms of extremism in their daily lives. “It’s like a scavenger hunt, but instead of finding cute little trinkets, you find people who think the Earth is flat,” Milly added, chuckling.
As the report hits the shelves, experts predict a surge in “extreme” behavior, with people suddenly identifying as members of obscure hate groups just to get a free bingo card. “I’ve always hated Mondays,” said local resident and self-proclaimed ‘Monday Hater’ Bob “The Grump” Grumperson. “Does that count?”
So, grab your popcorn and prepare for the SPLC’s Annual Hate and Extremism Report, where the only thing more extreme than the hate is the sheer absurdity of it all. Remember, folks: if you can’t laugh at hate, you might just end up joining a book club!
