**Alex Hernandez Powers Georgia Tech to 9-2 Victory Over Western Kentucky with Two Home Runs and Six RBIs: A Tale of Epic Proportions**
In a game that will surely be remembered as the “Hernandez Hysteria,” Georgia Tech’s very own Alex Hernandez single-handedly dismantled Western Kentucky’s hopes of victory with a performance so dazzling, it left fans questioning if he was actually a baseball player or a superhero in disguise. With two home runs and six RBIs, Hernandez not only led his team to a 9-2 victory but also set a new record for the most nachos consumed in the stands during a single game—an impressive 47.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Georgia Tech’s head coach, Chuck “The Mustache” McGraw, who was seen wearing a cape and sunglasses during the game. “I thought I was watching a baseball game, but it felt more like a Marvel movie. I half-expected the crowd to start chanting ‘Hernandez Assemble!’”
Hernandez’s first home run was so powerful that it reportedly knocked over a hot dog stand, sending condiments flying like confetti. “I was just trying to hit the ball,” Hernandez said, “but I guess I accidentally launched a condiment rocket. Sorry, not sorry!”
Meanwhile, Western Kentucky’s coach, Bill “The Unfortunate” Thompson, was left scratching his head. “We had a game plan, but it seems like our players were more focused on avoiding Hernandez’s laser beams than actually playing baseball,” he lamented. “I mean, who knew he could hit a ball so hard it would cause a minor earthquake?”
As the game concluded, Hernandez was seen signing autographs for fans, including a confused squirrel who had wandered onto the field. “I’m just here for the peanuts,” the squirrel reportedly said, before scurrying off with a signed baseball.
In the end, Georgia Tech fans celebrated their hero with a parade of nachos and a spontaneous rendition of “We Will Rock You,” while Hernandez humbly accepted his title as “The Sultan of Swat” and “The King of Condiments.” As for Western Kentucky, they’re reportedly considering a new strategy: hiring a psychic to predict when Hernandez will hit his next home run. Good luck with that!
