**A’ja Wilson’s 35 Points Lead Aces to 96-81 Win Against Sparks: A Game of Hoops and Hilarity**
In a thrilling display of athletic prowess and questionable fashion choices, A’ja Wilson dropped 35 points like they were hot potatoes, leading the Las Vegas Aces to a 96-81 victory over the Los Angeles Sparks. The game was so intense that even the popcorn machine in the arena was sweating.
Wilson, who was clearly channeling her inner basketball deity, said post-game, “I just wanted to make sure my mom saw me on TV. She’s been waiting for me to score more than her bingo winnings.” Meanwhile, Sparks coach, “Mysterious Mike” (no one knows his last name), lamented, “We tried everything! We even put a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on A’ja’s locker, but she still scored like she was playing against a bunch of toddlers.”
The Aces’ strategy was simple: give the ball to A’ja and hope for the best. “It’s like playing Monopoly,” explained Aces guard, “Shooting Star” Sally. “You just keep passing Go and collecting points until someone flips the board over in frustration.”
The Sparks, on the other hand, seemed to be playing a different game entirely. “We thought we were in a karaoke contest,” said Sparks forward, “Tone-Deaf Tim.” “I mean, we were just trying to hit the high notes, but A’ja was hitting three-pointers like they were going out of style!”
As the final buzzer sounded, the Aces celebrated their victory with a dance-off that left fans questioning whether they were watching a basketball game or a TikTok challenge. “We’re just trying to keep it fun,” said A’ja, who was last seen attempting to teach the Macarena to a bewildered referee.
In the end, the Aces proved that when it comes to basketball, laughter is just as important as skill—especially when you’re scoring 35 points and your opponent is still trying to figure out how to tie their shoelaces.
