**Aaron Rodgers Declares Team Off His Free Agency Radar: “I’m Not Even Sure They Have a Radar”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans and analysts scratching their heads, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has officially declared that one entire NFL team is off his free agency radar. The team in question? The New York Jets.
“I mean, I didn’t even know they had a radar,” Rodgers quipped during a press conference held in his backyard, where he was surrounded by a collection of vintage cheeseheads and a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself. “I thought they just used a magic eight ball to make decisions.”
Rodgers, who has been known for his cryptic social media posts and penchant for dramatic flair, made the announcement while sipping on a kombucha that he claimed was brewed by “the spirits of past quarterbacks.” He continued, “I’ve seen the Jets play. They’re like that one friend who always shows up to the party but never brings snacks. No thanks!”
In a bizarre twist, Jets head coach Robert Saleh responded with a statement of his own, saying, “We’re not worried about Aaron. We’ve got a solid plan in place. It involves a lot of prayer and maybe a few sacrifices to the football gods.”
Meanwhile, Jets fans have taken to social media to express their outrage, with one particularly passionate fan, who goes by the handle @JetSetGo, tweeting, “If Aaron doesn’t want to play for us, we’ll just have to draft a quarterback who can throw a football and also juggle flaming torches. How hard can it be?”
As the NFL offseason continues, one thing is clear: Aaron Rodgers may have taken the Jets off his radar, but they’re still firmly on the radar of every meme creator in the league.
