In a shocking turn of events, Zohran doubles down on his plan for “richer and whiter” neighborhoods in NYC, stating that billionaires shouldn’t exist. The controversial politician has sparked outrage among the elite with his bold statements, but he remains steadfast in his mission to create a more equitable city.
“I refuse to back down from my vision of a New York City that is not just for the wealthy elite,” Zohran declared in a press conference. “Billionaires have no place in our society. They hoard wealth while others struggle to make ends meet. It’s time for a change.”
Many of the city’s wealthiest residents have spoken out against Zohran’s plan, with some even threatening to leave New York altogether. Real estate mogul, Donald T. Rump, stated, “This is outrageous! I worked hard to build my wealth, and now this upstart politician wants to take it away from me? It’s absurd!”
However, not everyone is opposed to Zohran’s radical ideas. Social justice warrior, Greta Thunderberg, praised the politician for his bravery in taking on the billionaire class. “We need more politicians like Zohran who are willing to stand up to the wealthy elite and fight for the rights of the working class,” she said.
Despite the backlash, Zohran remains undeterred in his mission to create a more equitable city. “I will not rest until every New Yorker has access to affordable housing, quality education, and healthcare,” he proclaimed. “And if that means ruffling a few feathers along the way, so be it.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: Zohran is not afraid to challenge the status quo and fight for a better future for all New Yorkers. Love him or hate him, one thing is for sure – he’s definitely shaking things up in the Big Apple.
