In a tragic turn of events, a young man named Michael Scott was killed after a boulder fell on him while camping in the remote wilderness. The incident occurred when Scott and his friends were enjoying a peaceful night under the stars, roasting marshmallows and telling ghost stories, only to be interrupted by a massive rock plummeting from the sky.
Witnesses say that Scott’s last words were, “I guess you could say I really hit rock bottom.” Truly a darkly comedic twist to a devastating situation.
Authorities are still investigating how the boulder became dislodged, but some experts are speculating that it was a case of Mother Nature’s twisted sense of humor. One geologist, Dr. Rock Johnson, commented, “It’s rare for rocks to attack campers unprovoked, but in this case, it seems like the boulder had a bone to pick with poor Michael.”
Scott’s friends, Dwight Schrute and Jim Halpert, were left in shock and disbelief at the sudden tragedy. Schrute was quoted as saying, “I always knew camping was dangerous, but I never thought a boulder would be the one to take down Michael. Rest in peace, my friend. You were truly a rock star.”
In a bizarre turn of events, the boulder has since been arrested and is facing charges of involuntary manslaughter. The prosecutor in the case, Leslie Knope, stated, “We take rock-related crimes very seriously in this town. This boulder will not get away with murder, no matter how hard it tries to roll away from justice.”
As the community mourns the loss of Michael Scott, they are left to wonder what other dangers lurk in the wilderness. One thing is for certain – camping will never be the same again for Dwight, Jim, and the rest of the gang. Let this be a cautionary tale for all campers out there – watch out for falling rocks, and always remember to pack a helmet.
