In a shocking turn of events at Wimbledon 2025, rising tennis star Coco Gauff has announced that, at the ripe old age of 21, she is already thinking about what to do after tennis.
In an exclusive interview with our very own fake news correspondent, Gauff revealed her plans for life after dominating the tennis world. “I love playing tennis, don’t get me wrong,” Gauff said with a smile, “but I’ve always had a passion for underwater basket weaving. I think it’s time for me to pursue that dream.”
When asked about her decision to retire so early in her career, Gauff responded with a twinkle in her eye, “Well, I figure I’ve already accomplished so much at such a young age. Why not go out on top and start my new career as a professional underwater basket weaver? I hear the competition is fierce down there.”
Gauff’s announcement has sent shockwaves through the tennis world, with fellow players such as Serena Williams and Roger Federer expressing their support for her decision. Williams, in her usual candid fashion, quipped, “I always knew Coco was a basket case, but I never thought she’d take it this far.”
Even the Wimbledon officials were taken aback by Gauff’s bold move. One official, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “We were just getting used to having her around, and now she’s talking about weaving baskets underwater. It’s a real loss for the tennis world, but I guess we’ll have to make do without her.”
As for Gauff, she remains optimistic about her future as an underwater basket weaver. “I may not have the same speed and agility underwater as I do on the tennis court, but I think I can make a real splash in the basket weaving world,” she said with a laugh.
So there you have it, folks. Coco Gauff, the tennis prodigy who took the world by storm, is hanging up her racket to pursue a new career in underwater basket weaving. Who knows, maybe we’ll see her competing in the next Olympics for the United States Underwater Basket Weaving Team. Only time will tell.
