In a shocking turn of events, Anthony Bernal, the ‘indispensable’ aide to President Joe Biden, has decided to ditch a House Oversight probe on his boss’s mental decline. Who is this mysterious figure, and why is he suddenly shying away from the spotlight?
Rumors are swirling that Bernal, also known as the “Biden Whisperer,” has had enough of fielding questions about the President’s mental acuity. When asked for a comment, Bernal reportedly said, “I can’t handle another day of trying to decipher what Joe meant when he said, ‘Corn Pop was a bad dude.’ It’s time for me to focus on more important things, like making sure he doesn’t accidentally press the nuclear button.”
Biden’s team is in a frenzy trying to downplay Bernal’s sudden disappearance from the oversight probe. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was quoted as saying, “Anthony is just taking a much-needed vacation to recharge his batteries. He’ll be back in no time, ready to tackle the tough questions about Joe’s favorite ice cream flavors.”
But not everyone is buying this explanation. Republican lawmakers are up in arms, demanding answers about Bernal’s whereabouts. Representative Jim Jordan exclaimed, “This is a cover-up of epic proportions! We need to know the truth about what Anthony Bernal knows about Joe’s mental state. Is he the one pulling the strings behind the scenes? Or is he just really good at ordering the President’s favorite pizza?”
As the mystery deepens, one thing is clear: Anthony Bernal is a man of mystery and intrigue. Will he ever return to the spotlight, or will he continue to evade questions about Joe Biden’s mental decline? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – the Biden administration will never be the same without the ‘Biden Whisperer’ by their side.
