In a shocking turn of events, the White House is demanding an apology from the Miami Herald for what they are calling ‘false reporting’ on migrant children deportations. President Joe Biden himself has come out swinging, calling the newspaper’s coverage “outrageous and completely inaccurate.”
According to the Miami Herald, they reported that over 1,000 migrant children had been deported back to their home countries under the Biden administration. However, the White House is denying these claims, with Press Secretary Jen Psaki stating, “This is fake news at its finest. We have not deported a single child since taking office.”
In a press conference, President Biden himself addressed the controversy, saying, “I can assure you that no child has been deported on my watch. In fact, we have been treating these children like our own, giving them the best care and attention possible. The Miami Herald should be ashamed of spreading such lies.”
But the Miami Herald is standing by their reporting, with Editor-in-Chief Fakey McFakenstein stating, “We have multiple sources confirming that these deportations have taken place. We stand by our reporting and will not be bullied by the White House.”
The feud between the White House and the Miami Herald has now escalated to the point where the White House is threatening legal action if the newspaper does not issue a formal apology. In response, the Miami Herald has released a statement saying, “We will not be intimidated by the White House’s threats. We will continue to report the truth, no matter who tries to silence us.”
As this battle heats up, it’s clear that the truth is still up for debate. Will the Miami Herald issue an apology? Will the White House back down? Only time will tell. In the meantime, we can all sit back and enjoy the spectacle of two powerful entities going head-to-head over a bunch of deported kids. Stay tuned for more updates on this ridiculous saga.
