In a shocking turn of events, scientists have finally answered the age-old question: What is hotter, lightning or fireworks? And let me tell you, the results are electrifying!
After years of extensive research, Dr. Frank N. Stein, a renowned physicist at the University of Laughter, has confirmed that lightning is indeed hotter than fireworks. In a recent interview, Dr. Stein explained, “While fireworks can reach temperatures of up to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, lightning can reach temperatures of over 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit! That’s hotter than a Kardashian’s Instagram feed!”
But don’t take Dr. Stein’s word for it, just ask local pyrotechnic enthusiast, Bob “Boom Boom” Smith. When asked about the findings, Bob exclaimed, “I’ve been setting off fireworks for years, and let me tell you, nothing compares to the sheer power and heat of a lightning strike. It’s like comparing a sparkler to a nuclear bomb!”
Not everyone is convinced, however. Sally Sparkles, a professional firework dancer, argues, “Sure, lightning may be hotter, but fireworks have that extra pizzazz and flair that lightning just can’t compete with. Plus, who doesn’t love a good fireworks show on the Fourth of July?”
Regardless of where you stand on the issue, one thing is for certain: the debate between lightning and fireworks is sure to spark some heated discussions at your next backyard barbecue. So next time you see a lightning storm brewing, just remember, it’s not just hot, it’s “Kardashian hot.”
In the meantime, Dr. Stein and his team are already hard at work on their next study: Are hot dogs sandwiches? Stay tuned for more groundbreaking research from the University of Laughter!
