In a shocking turn of events, GOP senators are reportedly shaking in their boots after tech billionaire Elon Musk threatened to primary supporters of Trump’s “beautiful” bill. Musk, known for his outlandish tweets and ambitious ventures, took to Twitter to express his disdain for the bill and his intention to challenge any senator who dares to support it.
“We’re ignoring him,” said Senator Mitch McConnell, trying to downplay Musk’s threat. “I mean, who even is this guy? Some kind of space cowboy? We have more important things to worry about than some eccentric billionaire’s empty threats.”
But not everyone is taking Musk’s warning lightly. Senator Ted Cruz, who has been a vocal supporter of the bill, was reportedly seen pacing back and forth in his office, muttering to himself about “alien invasions” and “Musk’s secret weapon.”
“I don’t know what this guy is capable of,” said Cruz, looking visibly shaken. “I’ve heard rumors that he’s building a Death Star in his backyard. I can’t risk being on his bad side.”
Meanwhile, Senator Chuck Schumer couldn’t resist taking a jab at his Republican colleagues. “Looks like the GOP is finally feeling the heat from someone other than Trump,” he quipped. “Maybe they should start listening to the people instead of bowing down to billionaires.”
In response to Musk’s threat, Senator Rand Paul issued a statement saying, “I welcome the challenge. Bring it on, Musk! I’ll take you on any day of the week. Let’s see who comes out on top in this showdown of the century.”
As the tension mounts and the stakes are raised, one thing is clear: Elon Musk is not one to be trifled with. Will the GOP senators stand their ground or crumble under the pressure? Only time will tell. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.