WNBA star NaLyssa Smith is feeling “sick to my stomach” after being unexpectedly traded to the Aces, a move that has unfortunately separated her from her girlfriend, Jessica.
In a press conference following the trade, Smith expressed her dismay at being separated from her significant other, stating, “I can’t believe this is happening. I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus, and then that bus backed up and ran me over again. Jessica is my rock, my everything. How am I supposed to play basketball without her by my side?”
Rumors are swirling that the trade was orchestrated by none other than the Aces’ head coach, Coach McSneaky, who reportedly has a personal vendetta against Smith and wanted to shake things up on the team. When asked about the trade, Coach McSneaky simply replied, “I have no comment at this time. Next question.”
Meanwhile, Jessica has been seen drowning her sorrows in a tub of ice cream and binge-watching romantic comedies in an attempt to cope with the sudden separation from her beloved NaLyssa. In a tearful interview with our reporter, she lamented, “I just can’t believe she’s gone. How am I supposed to live without her? Who will I watch cheesy movies with now?”
As the WNBA community reels from the shocking trade, fans have taken to social media to express their outrage, with one fan tweeting, “This is an absolute travesty. How could they separate NaLyssa and Jessica? Love is love, people!”
Despite the heartbreak and turmoil surrounding the trade, NaLyssa Smith is determined to make the best of the situation. In a statement released by her agent, she declared, “I may be sick to my stomach right now, but I will not let this trade break me. I will rise above and show the Aces what they’re missing. And maybe, just maybe, Jessica and I will find a way to be together again.”
As the saga of NaLyssa Smith and Jessica continues to unfold, one thing is for certain: love will always conquer all, even in the high-stakes world of professional basketball.
