In a shocking turn of events, the White House has come out in full support of the Supreme Court’s ruling upholding Tennessee’s ban on transgender treatments for minors. President Joe Biden’s administration has called it a “victory for America’s children” and praised the decision as a step in the right direction for the country.
In a statement released by Press Secretary Jen Psaki, she said, “We are thrilled with the Supreme Court’s decision to uphold Tennessee’s ban on transgender treatments. This is a huge win for America’s children and a victory for common sense.”
When asked about the potential backlash from the LGBTQ+ community, Psaki responded with a chuckle, “Oh, they’ll get over it. I mean, who needs hormones and gender-affirming care anyways? Just toughen up and deal with it, am I right?”
The decision has sparked controversy across the nation, with many LGBTQ+ advocates condemning the ruling as discriminatory and harmful to transgender youth. However, the White House remains steadfast in their support, with Vice President Kamala Harris even chiming in with her own thoughts on the matter.
Harris was quoted as saying, “This is a great day for America’s children. We must protect them from the dangers of accepting and embracing their true identities. Who needs gender-affirming care when you can just pray the gay away, am I right?”
In a surprising twist, former President Donald Trump also weighed in on the issue, praising the decision as a “bold and courageous move.” He went on to say, “I always knew the Supreme Court had good taste. This is a win for our country and a win for our beautiful, beautiful children.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear – the White House is standing firm in their support of Tennessee’s ban on transgender treatments. Whether you agree with their stance or not, one thing is for certain – satire news has never been more entertaining.
