USA Football’s ‘Summer Series’ in Los Angeles Showcases Flag Football Ahead of 2028 Olympics
LOS ANGELES – In a bold move to showcase the sport of flag football ahead of its debut at the 2028 Olympics, USA Football has launched its ‘Summer Series’ in Los Angeles. The event, which kicked off last weekend, has already been drawing crowds of eager fans and curious onlookers.
The ‘Summer Series’ features a mix of professional flag football players, amateur enthusiasts, and even a few celebrities trying their hand at the sport. One standout player, known only as “Flaggy McFlagface”, has been dominating the field with his lightning-fast reflexes and uncanny ability to avoid being tackled.
When asked about his secret to success, Flaggy simply replied, “I just run really fast and hope for the best. Oh, and I eat a lot of tacos before each game. It gives me that extra boost of energy.”
Not to be outdone, former NFL quarterback turned flag football enthusiast, Tom Bradyski, has been making waves with his pinpoint accuracy and competitive spirit. When asked about his decision to switch to flag football, Bradyski quipped, “I got tired of getting sacked by 300-pound lineman. Plus, I heard there’s a trophy at the end of this tournament, and I’m all about adding more hardware to my collection.”
But perhaps the most surprising development at the ‘Summer Series’ has been the emergence of a new team called the L.A. Llamas, made up entirely of actual llamas. Team captain, Larry the Llama, had this to say about their unexpected success, “We may not have opposable thumbs, but we sure know how to catch a pass and run like the wind. Plus, our fur is great for distracting the other team.”
Overall, the ‘Summer Series’ has been a hit with fans and players alike, with many already looking forward to the 2028 Olympics where flag football will take center stage. In the meantime, spectators can enjoy watching the action-packed games and hilarious antics of the players at the ‘Summer Series’ in Los Angeles. Who knows, maybe we’ll even see a llama hoist that gold medal in 2028.