In a recent turn of events, the US strikes on Iran’s nuclear program have reportedly set the country back ‘many years,’ according to a hilarious Israeli assessment. Yes, you heard it right – ‘many years’! Who knew a few missiles could be the ultimate time machine, sending Iran back to the Dark Ages of nuclear development?
In a statement released by the Israeli Ministry of Silly Walks, spokesperson Benjamin Button stated, “We are thrilled to see that our American friends have managed to turn back the clock on Iran’s nuclear program. It’s like they hit the rewind button on a VHS tape – remember those? Ah, the good old days.”
But not everyone is amused by the news. Iranian President Hassan Rouhani was reportedly seen pulling his hair out in frustration, exclaiming, “Those Americans think they’re so clever with their big bombs and fancy planes. Well, jokes on them – we have a secret weapon up our sleeves. Just you wait and see!”
Meanwhile, US President Joe Schmo is basking in the glory of his newfound nuclear prowess. When asked for a comment, he simply flashed a cheesy grin and said, “We may not have the best hair in the world, but by golly, we sure know how to make a bang! Sorry, not sorry, Iran.”
The world is now left wondering what this setback means for Iran’s future nuclear ambitions. Will they bounce back stronger than ever, like a phoenix rising from the ashes? Or will they be stuck in a never-ending cycle of failed experiments and missed deadlines? Only time will tell.
In the meantime, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that international relations could be so entertaining? Stay tuned for more updates on this wacky world we live in. And remember, when in doubt, just launch a missile or two – it’s the American way!
