In a shocking turn of events, the US has decided to pull funding from a global vaccines group, claiming that they have “ignored the science” in their research. This decision has left many scratching their heads and wondering what exactly the US government is thinking.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, expressed his disbelief at the move, stating, “I can’t believe they would do something like this. It’s like they’re living in a parallel universe where facts don’t matter.”
The funding cut has had a major impact on the global vaccines group, with their spokesperson, Dr. Jen Vaxxington, lamenting, “This decision is a huge blow to our efforts to combat deadly diseases around the world. It’s like they want us to just throw darts at a map and hope for the best.”
President Joe Biden, when asked about the decision, simply shook his head and muttered, “I swear, it’s like they’re trying to make my job harder. I guess they just really like chaos.”
On the other hand, former President Donald Trump has come out in support of the funding cut, stating, “I always said that vaccines were overrated. Who needs ’em anyway? Just drink some bleach and you’ll be fine.”
Despite the setback, the global vaccines group is determined to continue their work and find alternative sources of funding. Dr. Ivan Needlephobe, a leading researcher at the group, declared, “We will not be deterred by this setback. We will continue to fight for science and save lives, even if we have to resort to crowdfunding and bake sales.”
As the world waits to see how this funding cut will impact global health efforts, one thing is for certain: the US government’s decision has left many scratching their heads and wondering if they’ve truly “ignored the science” in this case.
