In a recent development that has left Iran’s nuclear program in shambles, US airstrikes have left a lasting mark on the country’s key nuclear sites. Maxar satellite images have revealed the extent of the damage caused by the airstrikes, and let’s just say, it’s not looking good for Iran.
According to sources close to the situation, the US airstrikes were carried out with surgical precision, targeting key facilities with pinpoint accuracy. One anonymous official even went as far as to say, “We hit them where it hurts, and boy, did it hurt!”
When asked about the aftermath of the airstrikes, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani could only muster a feeble response, stating, “This is an act of aggression that will not go unpunished.” However, sources tell us that behind closed doors, Rouhani was seen crying into his pillow, muttering something about “those darn Americans.”
In a surprising turn of events, renowned nuclear physicist Dr. Albert Einsteinstein weighed in on the situation, stating, “Well, it looks like Iran’s nuclear ambitions have been blown to smithereens. Literally.” When asked about his credentials, Dr. Einsteinstein simply replied, “I have a PhD in nuclear physics from the University of Whoopass.”
Meanwhile, on the streets of Tehran, citizens were left in shock as they witnessed the destruction caused by the airstrikes. One local resident, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “I used to think nuclear power was the bomb, but now I’m not so sure.”
As tensions continue to rise between the US and Iran, one thing is for certain – the fallout from these airstrikes will be felt for years to come. So buckle up, folks, because it looks like we’re in for a wild ride. And remember, when it comes to nuclear warfare, sometimes you just have to drop the bomb.
