In a shocking turn of events, the US Embassy in Israel has issued a warning to all government employees and their families to shelter in place amid the recent Iran strikes. The embassy cited concerns over potential retaliation from Iran following the assassination of their top general, Qasem Soleimani.
In a memo sent out to embassy staff, Ambassador David Friedman urged everyone to stay indoors and avoid unnecessary travel. “We take the safety and well-being of our employees very seriously, which is why we are advising everyone to shelter in place until further notice,” Friedman said in a statement.
The news has left embassy staff feeling on edge, with many wondering how long they will have to hunker down in their homes. “I never thought I’d have to live like I’m in a bunker, but here we are,” said one embassy employee, who wished to remain anonymous.
Meanwhile, fake news has been circulating on social media, with rumors of imminent attacks on US soil. One Twitter user, @ConspiracyCarl, tweeted: “Heard from my cousin’s friend’s sister’s hairstylist that Iran is planning to attack the White House next. Stay safe, y’all!”
Despite the uncertainty and fear, some embassy employees are trying to see the humor in the situation. “Well, at least I finally have an excuse to binge-watch ‘The Office’ for the tenth time,” joked another staff member, who goes by the alias Agent Smith.
As tensions continue to rise in the region, it remains to be seen how long embassy staff will have to remain in lockdown. In the meantime, they are finding ways to pass the time, from virtual happy hours to impromptu dance parties via video chat.
So, if you happen to see a group of government employees doing the Macarena from their living rooms, don’t be alarmed – they’re just trying to keep their spirits high in the midst of a potential international crisis. And remember, in times of uncertainty, laughter is often the best medicine. Stay safe, stay silly, and stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
