UPenn bends the knee to Trump, promises to protect women’s sports after trans swimmer uproar.

In a surprising turn of events, UPenn has agreed to follow Trump’s mandate on protecting women’s sports after the controversial Lia Thomas investigation. The decision comes after mounting pressure from both sides of the political spectrum, with critics calling for fair competition and supporters arguing for inclusivity.

In a statement released by UPenn’s administration, they stated, “We believe in upholding the integrity of women’s sports while also promoting inclusivity for all athletes. We are confident that following Trump’s mandate will help us achieve this balance.”

However, not everyone is pleased with the university’s decision. Fake name Karen McSportsFan, a self-proclaimed sports enthusiast, expressed her outrage, saying, “This is ridiculous! Women’s sports should be reserved for biological women only. It’s unfair to let transgender athletes compete against them.”

On the other hand, fake name Rainbow Unicorn, a member of the LGBTQ+ community, praised UPenn for their decision, stating, “I think it’s great that UPenn is taking steps to be more inclusive. Everyone deserves the opportunity to participate in sports, regardless of their gender identity.”

When reached for comment, Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer at the center of the controversy, simply stated, “I just want to focus on swimming and doing my best. I hope this decision will allow me to continue competing without distractions.”

As for President Trump, he couldn’t resist the opportunity to weigh in on the matter, saying, “I am thrilled that UPenn has decided to follow my mandate. It’s time to put America first in women’s sports again!”

Only time will tell how this decision will impact the world of women’s sports. But one thing is for sure – the debate over transgender athletes is far from over. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.

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