In a shocking turn of events, President Trump’s crackdown on crime has resulted in the arrest of over 2,700 alleged members of a notorious Venezuelan gang. The gang, known as the “Arepa Avengers,” has long been a thorn in the side of law enforcement, but it seems that Trump’s tough stance on crime has finally put an end to their reign of terror.
According to sources close to the investigation, the Arepa Avengers were involved in a wide range of criminal activities, including smuggling, extortion, and even the illegal sale of delicious Venezuelan snacks. In a statement to the press, Attorney General William Barr declared, “We will not rest until every last member of this gang is brought to justice. We will not allow our streets to be overrun by criminals selling delicious, cheesy arepas.”
Despite the seriousness of the situation, there have been some light-hearted moments during the crackdown. One officer, who wished to remain anonymous, shared a particularly funny anecdote from the raids. “We busted into one of the gang’s hideouts and found them all sitting around, eating arepas and watching telenovelas. It was like something out of a bad movie,” the officer chuckled.
In response to the arrests, President Trump took to Twitter to boast about his administration’s success in taking down the Arepa Avengers. “Nobody messes with the USA on my watch! We will not tolerate criminals selling delicious food on our streets. #MakeAmericaSafeAgain,” Trump tweeted.
However, not everyone is convinced of the effectiveness of Trump’s crackdown. Fake news correspondent, John Doe, commented, “I think Trump is just trying to distract from his own legal troubles by going after these Venezuelan gang members. I mean, who even knew they were a threat until now?”
As the investigation into the Arepa Avengers continues, one thing is clear: Trump’s crackdown on crime is no laughing matter. But hey, at least we can all rest easy knowing that our streets are now free from the tyranny of cheesy arepas.
