In a shocking turn of events, President Trump’s much-touted ‘big, beautiful bill’ has hit yet another snag in the House as the conservative caucus raises a red flag. The bill, which was supposed to be the cornerstone of Trump’s legislative agenda, has faced setback after setback, leaving many wondering if it will ever see the light of day.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was quick to jump on the news, issuing a statement that read, “It seems that Trump’s big, beautiful bill just can’t catch a break. Maybe if he spent less time tweeting and more time actually working with Congress, things would be different.”
But it wasn’t just Democrats who were critical of the bill. Conservative caucus member, Congressman Bob Smith, had this to say: “This bill is a disaster waiting to happen. It’s more like a big, beautiful mess if you ask me. We need to go back to the drawing board and come up with something that actually makes sense.”
When asked for comment, President Trump remained defiant, insisting that his bill was still on track to become law. “Believe me, folks, this bill is going to be tremendous. It’s going to be the best bill you’ve ever seen. People are going to be talking about it for years to come.”
But with opposition mounting from both sides of the aisle, it seems that Trump’s ‘big, beautiful bill’ may be doomed to fail. Only time will tell if the President can turn things around and get his signature legislation passed.
In the meantime, the American people can only sit back and watch as the drama unfolds in Washington. As one anonymous source put it, “It’s like a reality TV show, but even more ridiculous. I can’t wait to see what happens next.”
