In a shocking turn of events, President Trump has gone from threatening to pull the US out of NATO to being hailed as the ‘daddy’ of the alliance. Yes, you heard that right – the man who once called NATO obsolete and demanded other countries pay their fair share is now being praised as the savior of the organization. Talk about a turnaround!
According to sources close to the President, Trump’s newfound love for NATO comes after a heart-to-heart talk with his good friend, Vladimir Putin. “Vlad told me that NATO is actually pretty cool and that I should stop being such a big meanie to them,” Trump reportedly said in a private conversation. “So, I decided to do a 180 and become the best NATO member ever. I’m like the daddy of the alliance now, making sure everyone plays nice.”
NATO leaders were initially skeptical of Trump’s sudden change of heart, with German Chancellor Angela Merkel even going as far as to call it “the greatest prank of all time.” However, after Trump single-handedly diffused a tense situation between Turkey and Greece by offering them matching friendship bracelets, they quickly changed their tune.
French President Emmanuel Macron was quick to praise Trump’s diplomatic skills, saying, “I never thought I would see the day when President Trump would be the voice of reason in the room. It’s like watching a unicorn ride a rainbow – magical and completely unexpected.”
Even Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who has had his fair share of run-ins with Trump in the past, had nothing but positive things to say. “I used to think Trump was just a big bully, but now I see that he’s actually a big softie at heart. Who knew that all it would take to bring us together was a shared love of NATO and matching socks?”
So there you have it, folks. Trump’s NATO turnaround is the talk of the town, with world leaders singing his praises and hailing him as the ‘daddy’ of the alliance. Who knows what other surprises the President has up his sleeve? One thing’s for sure – this is one twist that nobody saw coming.
