Trump Throws Twitter Tantrum Over Glitchy Conference Call #FirstWorldProblems

In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump took to Twitter to vent his frustrations about a recent conference call with his service provider that was marred by a glitch. The call, which was supposed to be a routine update on his account, quickly turned into a disaster when the audio cut out multiple times, leaving Trump fuming.

In a series of tweets, Trump lashed out at the service provider, calling them “incompetent” and “the worst company ever.” He even went as far as to threaten to take his business elsewhere, saying, “I’ll be taking my business to the moon if I have to. I won’t stand for this kind of treatment!”

When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the service provider, who wished to remain anonymous, tried to downplay the situation. “We apologize for any inconvenience President Trump experienced during the call. We are working to resolve the issue and ensure it doesn’t happen again in the future.”

However, Trump was not satisfied with their response, taking to Twitter once again to express his frustrations. “Fake news! They’re lying through their teeth. Sad! #ServiceProviderFail,” he tweeted.

In a statement released to the press, Trump’s advisor, Kellyanne Conway, tried to spin the situation in a more positive light. “The President is a strong and stable genius who will not be deterred by a minor technical glitch. He will continue to fight for the American people, no matter what obstacles are thrown his way.”

Despite the drama, it seems that Trump has not yet made good on his threat to take his business elsewhere. Only time will tell if he follows through on his promise to move his account to the moon. Until then, we can only sit back and watch as the Twitter war between Trump and his service provider rages on. #MAGA #GlitchGate.

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