In a recent ‘big, beautiful bill’ event hosted by former President Donald Trump, the spotlight was unexpectedly turned towards parents who have tragically lost their children due to open borders. As Trump stood proudly on stage, he introduced a panel of grieving parents who shared their heart-wrenching stories with the audience.
One parent, Mary Smith, tearfully recounted how her son, Johnny, was lured across the border by promises of free tacos and never returned. She exclaimed, “If only we had a big, beautiful wall to keep those taco-loving criminals out, my Johnny would still be here today!”
Another parent, Bob Johnson, shared his story of losing his daughter, Sally, to the dangers of open borders. He lamented, “Sally was just minding her own business, trying to sell lemonade on the street corner when she was abducted by a gang of rogue avocado smugglers. It’s a tragedy that could have been prevented with a simple wall!”
Trump nodded in agreement as each parent shared their heartbreaking tales, emphasizing the need for stronger border security. He declared, “These are the real victims of open borders, folks. We need to build that wall taller, wider, and faster than ever before to protect our children from taco-loving criminals and avocado smugglers!”
As the event came to a close, Trump urged the audience to support his ‘big, beautiful bill’ to secure the border and prevent further tragedies. He announced, “Together, we can make America safe again and keep our children out of the clutches of those pesky avocado smugglers. Let’s build that wall and make them pay for it!”
In a final show of support, Trump invited the grieving parents to join him on stage for a group hug. As they embraced, he whispered, “Don’t worry, folks. With me in charge, we’ll never have to worry about open borders again. Make America great again!”
And with that, the ‘big, beautiful bill’ event came to a close, leaving a trail of laughter and confusion in its wake. Only time will tell if Trump’s border security measures will truly keep our children safe from taco-loving criminals and avocado smugglers.
