In a move that has left the world scratching its head, Russian President Vladimir Putin recently made the bold statement that he would consider arming Iran with nuclear weapons. And of course, our very own President Donald Trump had something to say about it.
In a tweet that has since gone viral, Trump slammed Russia for their casual threat, saying, “Can you believe Putin? He thinks he’s the boss just because he’s got a few nukes up his sleeve. Well, I’ll tell you what, I’ve got bigger nukes and a much better golf game. So take that, Vlad!”
When asked for comment, Putin simply shrugged and said, “I am not worried about Trump’s nukes. They are like his hands – small and ineffective.”
But Trump wasn’t about to let Putin have the last word. In a press conference later that day, he announced, “I am the best at everything, including nuclear weapons. I have the best words, the best buildings, and the best hair. So if Putin wants to play nuclear war, he better be ready to lose bigly.”
Meanwhile, the rest of the world is left wondering if this is all just a big joke. Fake news reporter, John Smith, commented, “I can’t believe this is actually happening. It’s like we’re living in a reality TV show gone wrong.”
But despite the absurdity of it all, one thing is clear – when it comes to nuclear threats, Putin may just be the boss after all. As Trump himself admitted, “I may be the President of the United States, but when it comes to nuclear weapons, Putin’s got me beat. That’s why he’s the boss.”
So, as the world watches on in disbelief, one thing is certain – in the battle of the nukes, Putin may have just come out on top. But hey, at least we can all still laugh about it…right?
