In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump has hinted at the possibility of renewed negotiations with Iran, stating that there is a “substantial chance” of a diplomatic breakthrough. This comes as a surprise to many, considering Trump’s previous tough stance on Iran and his decision to withdraw from the Iran nuclear deal.
When asked about the sudden change in attitude towards Iran, Trump responded with his usual flair for the dramatic, saying, “I’ve always been a master negotiator. I can make deals with anyone, even aliens if I have to. Believe me, folks, I’m the best dealmaker in the world.”
Critics are questioning Trump’s motives for potentially re-engaging with Iran, with some speculating that it may have something to do with his plummeting approval ratings. In response, Trump brushed off the criticism, saying, “My approval ratings are the highest they’ve ever been. People love me, believe me. And if they don’t, they’re fake news.”
In other news, a man in Florida has been arrested for attempting to ride a manatee in a local park. When questioned by authorities, the man, who goes by the name of Joe Schmoe, claimed that he thought the manatee was a “giant floating potato” and wanted to see if he could ride it.
Meanwhile, a group of penguins in Antarctica has launched a protest against climate change, demanding that humans do more to protect their icy home. The leader of the penguin protest, a penguin named Sir Waddlesworth, issued a statement saying, “We’re tired of swimming in warm water and dodging oil spills. It’s time for humans to take action before it’s too late.”
And finally, in a bizarre twist, a study has revealed that cats may be plotting to take over the world. The lead researcher, Dr. Whiskers, warned that cats have been exhibiting increasingly manipulative behavior towards their human owners, and that it may be only a matter of time before they launch a full-scale coup.
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