In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump has put his foot down and demanded that Congress pass a ‘BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL’ before anyone is allowed to go on vacation. In a tweet storm that could rival any summer blockbuster, Trump insisted that “NO ONE GOES ON VACATION UNTIL IT’S DONE!”
Sources close to the President say that he is fed up with the slow progress in Congress and is ready to take matters into his own hands. According to White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Trump is determined to see his vision come to fruition. “The President is tired of the gridlock in Congress and is ready to roll up his sleeves and get this bill passed, no matter what it takes,” she said.
This unprecedented move has sent shockwaves through Capitol Hill, with lawmakers scrambling to meet the President’s demands. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell was heard muttering, “I’ve never seen anything like this in all my years in politics. The President is like a bulldozer, just plowing through everything in his path.”
Meanwhile, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was quick to respond to Trump’s ultimatum. “We will not be bullied into passing a bill that doesn’t meet the needs of the American people,” she declared. “If the President wants to play hardball, then so be it. We will stand our ground and fight for what is right.”
As the tension mounts in Washington, rumors are swirling that Trump is considering some drastic measures to ensure the bill gets passed. One anonymous source claimed that the President has threatened to withhold all Diet Cokes from Congress until they comply with his demands. “It’s madness, I tell you. The man is a soda tyrant,” the source said.
Only time will tell if Congress will bow to Trump’s pressure and pass the ‘BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL’ before summer vacation officially begins. In the meantime, the American people can only sit back and watch the circus unfold in the nation’s capital. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
