In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump has declared “monumental” damage to Iran’s nuclear program, leaving experts scratching their heads and awaiting the verdict on just how monumental this damage really is.
When asked for details on the extent of the damage, Trump replied, “Believe me, it’s yuge. The biggest damage ever seen. Iran won’t know what hit them.” Of course, these claims have left many experts skeptical, with one expert, Dr. Jane Smith, saying, “I’m not sure what President Trump means by ‘monumental’ damage. Is he talking about a few broken test tubes or something more substantial?”
But Trump remained confident in his assessment, stating, “I’ve seen the damage firsthand. It’s huge. Believe me, it’s tremendous.” When pressed for more specifics, Trump simply replied, “It’s classified. I can’t tell you, but it’s huge.”
Meanwhile, Iran has remained tight-lipped about the situation, with a spokesperson for the Iranian government, Ali Hassan, stating, “We are assessing the situation and will respond accordingly. But rest assured, our nuclear program is still very much intact.”
In response to Iran’s statement, Trump fired back with, “They’re lying. Fake news. Our damage was yuge. Iran is just trying to save face.”
As the world waits for more information on the true extent of the damage to Iran’s nuclear program, one thing is for certain: President Trump is not backing down. In a recent tweet, he proclaimed, “I have dealt a massive blow to Iran’s nuclear program. They will never recover. #Winning”
Only time will tell what the true impact of Trump’s actions will be, but one thing is for sure: the world is in for a wild ride with President Trump at the helm. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and remember, you heard it here first at our number one source of satire news on the web.
