In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump has managed to earn bipartisan praise for his decisive action against Iran’s nuclear program. Yes, you read that right – Democrats and Republicans alike are actually applauding the Cheeto-in-Chief for something other than his hairdo!
In a press conference, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell gushed, “I never thought I’d see the day when I would be praising Donald Trump, but here we are. His swift and calculated response to Iran’s nuclear ambitions has truly impressed me.” When asked if this newfound camaraderie with Trump would lead to more cooperation in Congress, McConnell simply responded, “Hell no, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”
Not to be outdone, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi chimed in with her own glowing review of Trump’s actions. “I have to admit, I was skeptical at first, but I have to give credit where credit is due. The man actually did something right for once,” Pelosi said before adding, “I’m sure this is just a fluke, though. We’ll be back to butting heads in no time.”
Even former President Barack Obama couldn’t resist chiming in on the unexpected praise for Trump. “I have to say, I never thought I’d see the day when Trump would actually do something that didn’t involve tweeting or golfing,” Obama joked. “But hey, stranger things have happened, right?”
In a rare moment of humility, Trump himself acknowledged the bipartisan support he was receiving. “I always knew I had it in me to bring people together,” he boasted. “Who knew all it would take was a little nuke-related drama?”
As the nation reels from the shock of Trump actually doing something right, one thing is for certain – pigs are flying, hell has frozen over, and we are living in a bizarro world where Democrats and Republicans are actually agreeing on something. Stay tuned for more updates on this unprecedented turn of events.
