In a shocking turn of events during his 22nd week in office, President Donald Trump has once again made headlines by abruptly cutting short the G-7 summit as tensions between Israel and Iran reached a boiling point.
As world leaders gathered in the picturesque setting of Biarritz, France, to discuss important global issues, Trump reportedly decided to pack up his things and head back to the White House after receiving a tweet from his buddy Benjamin Netanyahu about escalating tensions in the Middle East.
In a statement to the press, Trump explained his decision, saying, “I gotta go, folks. Israel needs me. I’m the only one who can solve this Iran problem. Believe me, I make the best deals.”
When asked about his sudden departure, French President Emmanuel Macron responded with a chuckle, “Well, it looks like the art of the deal strikes again. Maybe next time we should hold the summit at a golf course.”
Meanwhile, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani was quick to mock Trump’s hasty exit, saying, “I guess the ‘stable genius’ couldn’t handle a little conflict in the Middle East. Maybe he should stick to reality TV.”
Back in Washington, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to downplay the situation, stating, “The president is simply taking a proactive approach to the Israel-Iran conflict. He’s always looking out for the best interests of our allies, even if it means cutting short a fancy summit.”
As the world continues to grapple with the consequences of Trump’s impulsive decisions, one thing is clear – when it comes to global diplomacy, you never know what to expect from the man with the golden hair. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, brought to you by the most trusted name in fake news.
