Trump Declares Farms, Meatpacking Plants, Hotels, and Restaurants Safe Havens for Undocumented Workers

In a move that has left immigration officials scratching their heads, President Trump has announced that he will be curbing immigration enforcement at farms, meatpacking plants, hotels, and restaurants. The decision has sparked outrage among many, with critics accusing the President of pandering to big business and putting American jobs at risk.

In a statement released by the White House, Trump defended his decision, claiming that cracking down on immigration at these establishments would hurt the economy. “We need the cheap labor that immigrants provide in order to keep these businesses afloat,” Trump said. “Without them, who will pick our fruits, slaughter our cows, and clean our hotel rooms? Certainly not the lazy Americans who refuse to do these jobs for subpar wages.”

The President’s remarks have not been well-received by everyone, however. Senator Chuck Schumer was quick to condemn the decision, calling it “reckless and shortsighted.” “This is just another example of Trump putting the interests of big business ahead of the American people,” Schumer said. “We need to be cracking down on illegal immigration, not turning a blind eye to it.”

But not everyone is upset by Trump’s announcement. Bob Smith, a farmer in Iowa, was thrilled by the news. “I rely on immigrant labor to keep my farm running smoothly,” Smith said. “Without them, I’d be up to my ears in unpicked corn and unshorn sheep. Thank goodness Trump is looking out for us farmers.”

In response to the backlash, Trump took to Twitter to defend his decision, tweeting, “I am the greatest president in the history of presidents. No one knows more about immigration than me. Believe me, folks, this is the best decision for America. #MakeFarmsGreatAgain”

Only time will tell what the long-term effects of Trump’s decision will be. But one thing is for certain – the debate over immigration in America is far from over. And if Trump has anything to say about it, it’s only going to get more ridiculous.

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