In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump is celebrating a recent Supreme Court decision that limits the power of federal judges, calling it a “colossal abuse of power” by the judicial system. The ruling, which came down in a 5-4 decision, has left many legal experts scratching their heads and wondering what this means for the future of our democracy.
In a press conference held at the White House, Trump couldn’t contain his excitement over the decision. “I’ve been saying for years that these federal judges have been running amok, making decisions left and right without any regard for the law. It’s about time someone put a stop to this madness,” Trump exclaimed, with a gleam in his eye.
When asked for his thoughts on the dissenting opinion, Trump simply brushed it off, saying, “Those four losers just can’t handle the fact that I’m always right. It’s sad, really. But hey, that’s life!”
In response to the ruling, Chief Justice John Roberts issued a statement saying, “We must respect the separation of powers and ensure that judges do not overstep their bounds. This decision is a step in the right direction towards maintaining the balance of power in our government.”
However, not everyone is thrilled about the decision. Democratic Senator Nancy Pelosi released a statement saying, “This ruling sets a dangerous precedent and undermines the independence of the judiciary. We must fight back against this blatant power grab by the executive branch.”
But Trump remains unfazed by the criticism, telling reporters, “I’m just doing what’s best for this country. And let me tell you, it feels great to finally have some limits on these federal judges. They’ve had it too good for too long!”
As the nation grapples with the implications of this ruling, one thing is for certain: Trump is reveling in his victory and showing no signs of slowing down. Love him or hate him, you can’t deny that this president sure knows how to keep things interesting in Washington.
