In a shocking turn of events, the Trump administration has decided to take on a new battle by shutting down initial assessments of the Iran strike. Yes, you heard that right folks, the same administration that brought you covfefe and “alternative facts” is now taking a stand against the very reports they themselves commissioned.
According to a statement released by White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckaboo Sanders, the decision to shut down the assessments was made in order to “protect the American people from the truth.” When asked for further clarification on this bold move, Sanders simply replied, “Fake news, folks. Fake news.”
But not everyone is buying into the administration’s latest antics. Former CIA Director John Brennan, who has been a vocal critic of Trump, had this to say: “This is just another example of the Trump administration’s blatant disregard for facts and reality. It’s like they’re living in a parallel universe where up is down and down is up.”
Meanwhile, Secretary of State Mike Pompous Pompeo defended the decision, stating that the assessments were “full of lies and deceit.” When pressed for evidence to support his claims, Pompeo simply replied, “Well, I read it on the internet, so it must be true.”
In response to the administration’s actions, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani issued a statement saying, “This is just further proof that Trump is a clown and his administration is a circus. We will not be intimidated by their ridiculous antics.”
Despite the backlash, it seems that the Trump administration is determined to stick to their guns and continue down this path of denial and deception. Only time will tell how this latest battle will play out, but one thing is for certain: the world is watching, and laughing, at the absurdity of it all.
