In a shocking turn of events, the Trump administration has reportedly “obliterated” Iranian nuclear facilities with a slimmed-down National Security Council team. The move has left many scratching their heads, wondering how a smaller team could possibly pull off such a feat.
According to sources close to the administration, National Security Advisor John Bolton decided to downsize the NSC team in order to streamline operations and increase efficiency. However, what he didn’t anticipate was just how efficient the team would become.
One anonymous source within the NSC revealed, “We were sitting around the office one day, sipping on our coffees and brainstorming ideas, when John suddenly stood up and said, ‘Let’s obliterate those Iranian nuclear facilities!’ And before we knew it, we had a plan in place and were executing it flawlessly.”
When asked how a smaller team could possibly carry out such a massive operation, another source joked, “Well, let’s just say we may have had a little help from some friends in high places. And by friends, I mean aliens. They have some pretty advanced technology, you know.”
Meanwhile, in other news, Senator Marco Rubio has been caught juggling multiple jobs in addition to his duties in Congress. When confronted about his side gigs, Rubio simply shrugged and said, “Hey, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do to pay the bills. Plus, it’s good exercise for my brain.”
One of Rubio’s employers, who wished to remain anonymous, commented, “I gotta hand it to Marco, he’s a real go-getter. He may not be the most organized guy, but he sure knows how to juggle a lot of responsibilities at once. It’s impressive, really.”
As the Trump administration continues to make headlines with their bold moves and Senator Rubio keeps everyone on their toes with his multitasking abilities, one thing is for sure – the world of politics has never been more entertaining. Stay tuned for more updates on these absurdly amusing stories.
