Travis Hunter signs massive rookie deal with Jags, who unveil groundbreaking announcement: they’re actually a football team!

In a shocking turn of events, rookie sensation Travis Hunter has secured an unprecedented rookie deal with the Jacksonville Jaguars. The team made the unique announcement in English, a language not typically spoken by Jaguars players or staff.

“We are thrilled to announce that Travis Hunter has signed a record-breaking deal with the Jacksonville Jaguars,” said Jaguars owner Shad Khan. “We believe he has the potential to be a game-changer for our team and we are excited to see what he can bring to the field.”

When asked about the decision to make the announcement in English, Khan responded with a laugh, “We wanted to switch things up a bit and give the English-speaking fans something to enjoy. Plus, it was a great opportunity to showcase Travis’s language skills.”

Hunter, who is known for his speed and agility on the field, was equally enthusiastic about the deal. “I am honored to be joining the Jaguars and I can’t wait to show the fans what I can do,” he said in a statement. “I promise to give it my all and help bring a championship to Jacksonville.”

In a surprising twist, the Jaguars also announced that they would be changing their team mascot to a giant English bulldog named Sir Barksalot. When asked about the decision, head coach Urban Meyer joked, “We figured since we were already speaking English, we might as well go all in. Plus, who doesn’t love a good pun?”

Fans of the Jaguars are already buzzing with excitement over the team’s newest addition and the unique announcement. “I can’t wait to see Travis Hunter in action,” said lifelong Jaguars fan Joe Smith. “And I have to say, I’m pretty excited about the new mascot too. Go Jaguars!”

As the Jaguars prepare for the upcoming season, all eyes will be on Travis Hunter as he looks to make a name for himself in the NFL. With his talent and the team’s newfound love of English, the future looks bright for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

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