In a shocking turn of events, a top Iranian cleric has issued a ‘fatwa’ against none other than US President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. The cleric, who goes by the name of Grand Ayatollah Wacky Al-Qaeda, declared that both Trump and Netanyahu are “doomed to eternal bad hair days and mismatched socks.”
In a statement released to the press, Ayatollah Al-Qaeda said, “It is clear to me that these two leaders are enemies of fashion and good taste. Their crimes against style cannot go unpunished. Therefore, I am issuing this fatwa to curse them with perpetual fashion faux pas.”
The news of the fatwa has sent shockwaves through the political world, with many wondering if this will have any impact on the already tumultuous relationship between Iran and the US. When reached for comment, President Trump responded with his usual bravado, saying, “I don’t care what some Ayatollah with a silly name says about me. My hair is the best, believe me. It’s tremendous.”
Netanyahu, on the other hand, seemed unfazed by the fatwa, stating, “I have more important things to worry about than what some cleric thinks of my wardrobe choices. Like, you know, running a country.”
However, fashion experts around the world are already speculating on what kind of fashion disasters may befall Trump and Netanyahu in the near future. One expert, who goes by the name of Professor Frilly McFrillerson, predicts that Trump may start wearing Hawaiian shirts with cargo shorts, while Netanyahu may be seen sporting socks with sandals.
Only time will tell if the fatwa will have any real impact on Trump and Netanyahu, but one thing is for certain – the world of fashion will never be the same. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and remember to always dress to impress (or risk being cursed by a cleric).
