In a recent Juneteenth church event, President Joe Biden was caught slurring his words and taking a shot at former President Donald Trump and those trying to “erase our history.” The event, which was supposed to be a celebration of freedom and unity, turned into a comedy show as Biden stumbled through his speech.
“This guy, Trump, he’s always trying to erase our history,” Biden slurred, his words slurring together like a melted ice cream cone. “But let me tell you, folks, we’re not gonna let him do it. We’re gonna fight back and protect our past, present, and future.”
The audience, a mix of confused churchgoers and bewildered reporters, could barely contain their laughter as Biden continued to ramble on about the importance of remembering our roots. “We can’t let them erase our history,” he repeated, his words becoming increasingly jumbled. “We have to stand up and say, ‘No way, Jose!'”
As the crowd erupted into laughter, a few brave souls tried to help Biden back on track, but it was no use. He was in full-on comedy mode, riffing on everything from Trump’s hair to his own penchant for gaffes. “I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed,” he joked, “but at least I’m not as bad as that guy, Trump. He’s like a bad sitcom that never ends.”
Despite the chaos, Biden’s message of unity and resilience shone through, even if it was delivered in a slightly incoherent manner. As he stumbled off the stage, waving goodbye to his adoring fans, one thing was clear: this guy may not always make sense, but he sure knows how to entertain a crowd. And isn’t that what politics is all about?
