In a shocking turn of events, the five liberal courts that have been tying Trump’s hands with their outrageous decisions have finally been put in their place by none other than the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS). That’s right, folks, the big boys have stepped in to clip the power of these pesky liberal judges once and for all.
“It’s about time someone put a leash on those liberal courts,” said President Trump in a tweet following the SCOTUS decision. “They’ve been running wild for far too long, making decisions that go against everything this great country stands for. But now, thanks to SCOTUS, their power has been trimmed down to size.”
The five liberal courts in question, known for their wacky rulings and left-leaning bias, have been a thorn in Trump’s side since day one. From blocking his travel bans to overturning his executive orders, these courts have been relentless in their efforts to thwart the President’s agenda.
But fear not, dear readers, for justice has finally been served. SCOTUS has put an end to the madness and restored order to the judicial system. And Trump couldn’t be happier.
“I told you so,” said Trump in a press conference. “I’ve been saying all along that these liberal courts are a joke. But now, thanks to SCOTUS, we can finally make America great again without their interference.”
In response to the SCOTUS decision, the liberal courts have been left reeling. Judge Judy, a fake name for one of the liberal judges, was reportedly seen throwing a tantrum in her chambers.
“This is an outrage!” exclaimed Judge Judy. “How dare SCOTUS come in and take away our power. We were just trying to do what’s right for the people. This is a travesty of justice!”
But despite their protests, the liberal courts have been put in their place once and for all. SCOTUS has spoken, and Trump’s hands are no longer tied by their ridiculous rulings. So rejoice, dear readers, for justice has prevailed in the land of the free. And let’s hope that those pesky liberal judges have learned their lesson.
