Texas schools to replace textbooks with stone tablets; Ten Commandments now mandatory in classrooms

In a shocking turn of events, Texas lawmakers have passed a new law that will require the Ten Commandments to be prominently displayed in every public school classroom in the state. The move has sparked controversy and confusion among educators and students alike.

“When I first heard about this new law, I thought it was a joke,” said Sally Johnson, a third-grade teacher at Lonestar Elementary. “But apparently, it’s real. I guess I’ll have to find some wall space next to the alphabet and multiplication tables for ‘Thou shalt not steal’ and ‘Thou shalt not kill.'”

The decision has been met with mixed reactions from parents, with some applauding the move as a return to traditional values and others expressing concern about the separation of church and state.

“I think it’s great that our children will be reminded of the importance of moral values every day at school,” said Mary Smith, a parent of two students in the Dallas school district. “But I do wonder how this will be implemented in a diverse and multicultural classroom.”

In a press conference, Governor Greg Abbott defended the new law, stating, “We believe that displaying the Ten Commandments in public schools will promote a sense of morality and ethics among our students. Plus, it’s a great way to fill up all that empty wall space!”

However, not everyone is convinced that this is the best way to instill values in the next generation. “I’m all for teaching morals and ethics in schools, but I’m not sure that forcing students to look at a list of ancient religious rules is the way to do it,” said John Doe, a high school history teacher in Austin.

As the debate rages on, one thing is for certain – Texas public schools will soon be adorned with the Ten Commandments, whether they like it or not. And who knows, maybe this will inspire a whole new generation of students to follow the golden rule: ‘Thou shalt not cheat on tests.’

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