Texans’ safety Jimmie Ward is in hot water after being arrested for felony assault, but his attorney is confident that he will be vindicated. In a statement released to the press, Ward’s attorney, Bob McFluffy, declared, “Jimmie Ward is innocent of these charges and we will prove it in court. This is all a misunderstanding and I have full confidence that he will be vindicated.”
The incident in question reportedly occurred at a local bar where Ward got into a scuffle with another patron over a game of pool. Eyewitnesses claim that Ward threw a cue ball at the man’s head, leading to his arrest. However, Ward’s teammates are standing by him, with quarterback Tom Brady stating, “I’ve played with Jimmie for years and he’s a great guy. I can’t imagine him doing something like this.”
Despite the seriousness of the charges, Ward seems to be taking it all in stride. When asked for a comment, he simply shrugged and said, “I guess I took ‘playing dirty’ on the field a little too literally.” His nonchalant attitude has only added to the speculation surrounding the case, with some fans speculating that Ward was simply trying out a new tackling technique off the field.
As the case unfolds, many are eagerly awaiting to see how Ward’s attorney plans to defend him in court. Some are even speculating that McFluffy will pull out a surprise witness to exonerate his client. When asked about this possibility, McFluffy cryptically replied, “Let’s just say we have a few tricks up our sleeves.”
Only time will tell if Jimmie Ward will truly be vindicated in this bizarre turn of events. In the meantime, fans can only sit back and watch as this comedic saga plays out in the courtroom.
