Team Doctors Afraid Athletes Making Money Might Sue Them.

In a shocking turn of events, team physicians in college sports are expressing concerns about the increased liability risk they face now that athletes are making big money. With the recent changes in NCAA regulations allowing athletes to profit off their name, image, and likeness, team doctors are feeling the pressure to keep these cash cows healthy and injury-free.

Dr. John Smith, head physician at a prestigious university, spoke out about the new challenges he and his colleagues are facing. “It used to be simple – tape up a sprained ankle, give them some ibuprofen, and send them back out on the field. But now, with athletes raking in the dough, every injury is a potential lawsuit waiting to happen. It’s enough to make me want to retire early!”

But not all team physicians are as concerned. Dr. Jane Doe, from a rival university, had a different take on the situation. “I see this as an opportunity to cash in myself,” she said with a sly grin. “I’ve already started selling my own line of sports injury prevention supplements. Who needs liability when you’ve got a side hustle like mine?”

In response to the growing unease among team physicians, the NCAA has announced a new insurance policy to cover any potential lawsuits stemming from athlete injuries. However, not everyone is convinced that this will be enough to protect doctors from legal trouble.

“I don’t trust those NCAA suits as far as I can throw them,” said Dr. Bob Johnson, a team physician at a smaller school. “I’d rather take my chances with a malpractice lawsuit than rely on those clowns to have my back.”

With athletes now making big bucks in college sports, it seems that team physicians are caught between a rock and a hard place. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of liability and keep their players in top condition? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – the stakes have never been higher in the world of college sports medicine.

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