Trump’s Latest Target Massie Rakes in Cash: Thanks for the Attention, Donny!

In a shocking turn of events, Republican Rep. Thomas Massie has found himself in the crosshairs of President Trump’s Twitter tirades. But instead of cowering in fear, Massie is embracing the spotlight and cashing in on the attention.

Massie, who represents Kentucky’s 4th congressional district, has been targeted by Trump for his opposition to the COVID-19 stimulus package. In a tweet, Trump dubbed Massie as “a disaster for America” and urged the GOP to “throw Massie out of the Republican Party.”

But rather than back down, Massie has turned Trump’s attacks into a fundraising opportunity. In a recent press conference, Massie announced that he has received an influx of campaign donations since Trump’s Twitter outburst.

“I’d like to thank President Trump for his unwavering support,” Massie said with a smirk. “Thanks to his tweets, my campaign coffers are overflowing with cash. Looks like I’ll be able to afford that new yacht after all.”

When asked about Trump’s accusations that he is a “disaster for America,” Massie replied, “Well, you know what they say, ‘One man’s disaster is another man’s cash cow.’ And let me tell you, business is booming.”

In a surprising twist, Massie also revealed that he has hired a team of social media experts to help him capitalize on the attention. “We’ve got memes, GIFs, and even a TikTok account in the works,” Massie said. “I may be targeted by Trump, but I’m not going down without a fight. And by fight, I mean a dance-off on TikTok.”

In response to the news, Trump tweeted, “I have created a monster. A fundraising monster. Sad!”

As the feud between Massie and Trump continues to escalate, one thing is clear: Massie is not backing down. And with each new donation that rolls in, it seems that Trump’s attacks may have inadvertently turned Massie into a political powerhouse.

Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre and hilarious saga as it unfolds. And remember, when life gives you Twitter beef, turn it into campaign cash.

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